March 4, 2012

One Million Moms PLUS INFINITY (Neener, Neener)

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If you're not familiar with One Million Moms, count your blessings. They are a group of women who are somehow under the delusion that the world must be kept sterile "for the sake of the children."

My favorite comedian, Louis CK, has an awesome quote on gay marriage that can be applied to pretty much anything people try to hide from their children:

"It doesn't have ANY effect on your life. What do you care? People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say 'How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?' I dunno, it's your shitty kid, you fuckin' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE but they can't get married because YOU don't want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin' minutes?"
A little crude but it gets straight to the point. The rest of us have interests and lifestyles that may not correspond to your worldview. ~Free country~

The absolute most ridiculous thing about One Million Moms, to me, is that a majority of their complaints are against television programming. Ladies, it has an OFF button. Stock up on some Veggie Tales DVDs and unsubscribe to cable. Problem solved.

Here's how it works: moms register to join their email list. When OMM gets a bug up their butt about something they send an email for the moms to Take Action! and harass the sponsor, producer, manufacturer, or whatever until their demands are met. This is bullying, in my opinion.

Let's Take Action! of our own. Register for the OMM email list. When you receive an email about an issue with which you disagree, send an email to the "target" (poor bastard) and say "Hey, just wanted to let you know I LOVE that commercial where the guy takes his shirt off. Keep those creative ads coming! Have a great day." Or something along those lines.

Repost, tell a friend, let's try to counteract these busybodies so we can all focus on our OWN families.

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  1. Do these people have nothing better to do with their raising their children?

    1. If they'd just move the whole family into a bomb shelter they wouldn't have these problems!


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